Thursday, April 28, 2005

Contest

O.K., here's the deal. I've been busier than a one lipped woman in a cock sucking contest lately. Work has been non-stop. I hurt my damned left knee so I'm hobbling around favoring it, consequently I fucked my right foot up. My personal life blows dead chihuahua. I'm so low I could crawl under an obese, constipated pregnant flatworm on steroids. But will that stop me from blogging? Fuck no!

Now it's up to you, my faithful followers. YOU give me a subject and I will blog about it. At least for 5 min. or so. I will choose the best blog possibility out of the numerous entries I'm sure to get. The person who's idea I choose will receive a prize. And if that person is a good looking chick, the prize is a date with me! Hell, even if you are uglier than a see through bag of crushed assholes, as long as you go down like a power window I will wine and dine you. Or at least buy you some cheese doodles and a 40. That should be worth a gobble, no?

That's all for now.

Good luck.

In the immortal words of our shit-for-brains president: God bless 'Merka, goddamned everyone else!

11 Comments:

At 9:30 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

The differences between various gunpowders, or why the .410 shotgun is named after its caliber rather than its gauge. Why a lever-action 30-30 is so damned cool. Or, why an M-16 has such a bizarre little round.

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Allyon said...

How birth order within a family affects intelligence.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger CptLeech said...

You need a blog about the joys of a liquid lunch! Let me know if you need help for I am a drunk.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger CptLeech said...

Fat chicks, 'nuff said

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger CptLeech said...

Latvian ass

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger CptLeech said...

How distiburing is The Cod Gays man crush on Variteck? And does the Cod Gal fuck him with a strapon while wearing a catchers mask?

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger CptLeech said...

Finger up the ass while getting a blow job?

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Allyon said...

"It's a joke that the Right wing claims it is against 'judicial activists.' What they want are judicial activists who agree with them."


- Molly Ivins, syndicated columnist.

Blog away......

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Jesus, MBF, that's like tossing a lit match on a pile of black powder on a driveway in Sunapee. And I thought Capt. Leech's taunts and challenges would get Wheel Gun going. But you just ignited a powder keg.

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Who gives a rat's balls about judicial activists? LATVIAN ASS! The blog is (ahem) coming!

 
At 1:44 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

God bless you, Wheel Gun Bob.

We knew you'd come around some day.

 

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