You Men Eat Your Dinner, Eat Your Pork And Beans

Well I see good 'ole Wade Boggs made it into the hall of fame. Baseball hall of fame that is. He is already enshrined in the sex addicts hall of fame. So what he had over three thousand hits. Who could forget his escapades with Margo Adams? She was the woman he was humpin with while pumpin out over two hundred hits a year. Remember the time his wife pushed him out of their moving Jeep during spring training? Why do you supposed she did that? I bet the first time Wade went 5 for 5 the night after Margo wore that special school girls uniform with split crotch panties, she had to keep wearing it until he had a slump. At bat that is. Then it all came crashing down on him. He had to tearfully admit to being a sex addict and his wife "forgave" him. Unbelievable. No wife would ever forgive a husband if he used that as an excuse. All men are addicted to sex!

So here's to the "Chicken Man" (he claimed to always eat chicken before a game - funny that he always smelled of tuna salad). Congratulations! You turned your self into a very good third baseman and had many hits. Although I wished you had hit with a little more power. Probably too tired to after bumpin uglies with Ms. Adams all night, huh? Well anyway you got more tail than a card board donkey so you make it into my hall of fame.

Oh I almost forgot. Just one small thing. You played for the Yankees after you left the Red Sox. I take all the good things I just said about you back you traitorous nickel and dime hitting little pervert! Fuck you!