Big Fat Conservative Wedding

To show his support for traditional marriage, corpulent conservo caterwauler Rush Dimbulb just got married for the fourth time. I’m assuming it was traditional, but I’m not sure what on earth would marry him. I do know that Elton John played at his wedding so maybe my theories about Rush being one of the many closeted homosexual conservatives is correct. I wonder how big his Judy Garland record collection is?