Osama Bin Fishfood

Ding dong the witch is dead. Or at least the Al-Qaida leader is dead. I guess a whole bunch of flies will be without employment since they won’t have Osama Bin Laden to orbit anymore. It took long enough. Too bad we had to go gallivanting off into Iraq for years before we finally gave Bin Laden a third eye. And the ironic thing is it was ordered by our president whom everyone knows is a secret mooslum who hates America. Will wonders ever cease?

So can we now get back to the bidniz of America which is bidniz, yo? Can we leave the Muslim countries to their own devices now? Let’s dig out that “Mission Accomplished” banner Bush had made and add a “It’s about fucking time” banner, display them at ground zero and move on.

P.S. Is that pig fucker Donald Trump going to demand to see Bin Laden’s long form death certificate?