More Lies!

President Obama is a festering liar. Yes, I know all politicians, particularly presidents, lie through their teeth all the time. Our last president lied so much that he got us into the raging fucking mess we are in now. And the current liar in chief is hardly able to get us out of it. But there are lies and then there are lies. It’s one thing to just systematically lie the country into a useless war that will cost us trillions of dollars and snuff out hundreds of thousands of lives. It’s another thing entirely to lie about the existence of extra-terrestrials as the Whitehouse did recently. In a lie of intergalactic proportions, the Obama administration claimed, in response to some petitions, that it has no evidence that extraterrestrials have ever tried to contact humans or that there is any evidence of a cover up. WHOPPER! Good god, does he take us for fools? He even has a reptilian humanoid for a Secretary of State for chrissakes! Come on.

Maybe the Whitehouse response was dripping with sarcasm that no one picked up on or perhaps it was “opposite day.” If not, WE THE PEOPLE KNOW BETTER! Cut the bullshit and stop treating us like children. First Roswell now this. Us folk up here in New Hampshire have to contend with UFOs all the time (incident at Exeter, Betty and Barney Hill, etc.) so you ain’t foolin’ us, Mr. President. Next time I see a UFO hovering around the Schiller plant should I pretend it’s not there?

Despite Mr. Obama’s blatant disregard for the truth, I will be winter proofing my house this weekend and at the same time, alien proofing it. My next blog will contain tips and tricks so that you, my dear cyber children, can do the same.