Now get the puck oot of here!

People keep asking me about the Bruins since I am a veritable cornucopia of knowledge about other sports. But I don’t really follow hockey and the reason is that I never knew it even existed until I moved to New England when I was 15 (and no, I wasn’t on the Mayflower). It seems to me that hockey has too much accidental offense and no one is really in control. About the only thing I like about (or should I say “aboot”?) hockey is the fighting. Still, I will venture a prediction. Bruins in 7. There you go.