Less Wheel Gun Bob To Come

I’m going to get me one of them deli counter take-a-number things. Would you like to know the reason? Well, let me tell you my dearest cyber minions. It’s because the latent Adonis in me is about to re-emerge, much to the delight of those with vaginas. See, I am on a crash diet that will turn me from the larger gentleman I am now into a svelte and desirous object. I will make even Herman Caine jealous with the amount pussay I will get. I will be swarmed with pizda hence the need for the deli number thing. I might even have to cancel some of my subscriptions to porn sites since I won’t have the time to devote to them anymore. In the meantime, I’m fucking hungry.