Sunday, February 27, 2005

My Bad Weekend.

What a goddamned shitty-assed weekend I just had. Right up there with the worst of all time. I fucking hate my job but I actually regret taking a day off (Friday)! No more, I tell you. This weekend made me actually appreciate my job! Halla-fucking-luja!!! I am asking my simpleton boss tomorrow if I can work 7 days a week so I can avoid going home. He might agree except I doubt he can count all the way to 7! Shit.

So, seeing that I'm in such a foul mood, I will go on about politics! Lucky you guys. Hey, I'm sorry. I just can't bring myself to do the usual liberal bashing that's so fucking in vogue these days. Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton both suck blah, blah, blah, not to mention that c**t Hillary. And those damned environmentalist hippy mother fuckers! When will they put down their pot pipes and realize that this world isn't important. It's heaven that's important. Don't you shitheads read your bible?

I know that it would be more popular and fun if I went on about some stupid environmentalist or brought up some anecdote about how idiotic liberals were. But that would be too easy. Plus, the government is doing a good enough job of bashing any opposing view point as it is.

Wait! Case in point - I was listening to right wing talk radio (as if there is any other kind) the other day and the host (I think it was Jay Sevrens) actually breathlessly stated "no one hates the government more than I do." Huh? Then why the fuck do you parrot the government's line all the time? What about you, Sean Hannity? Or you, you wife swapping, drug addled prick, Rush Limbaugh? You guys are the propaganda wing of the government! Actually, I think they know that (and perhaps get paid by the government for it). It's their listeners that don't. Their listeners are so fucking dumb that they actually believe the caricatures of "liberals" that their heroes paint for them and are, for example, really afraid that gays will destroy marriage by wanting to be married. Too bad it's not cool to disagree these days. Unless you are brave. And not afraid to be ridiculed. Don't know anyone like that, do you?

They hate individual rights. They hate privacy. They are a libertarian's greatest nightmare! And one of my biggest beefs with this whole Republican mind set is it's anti-intelectualism. Hell, you think for yourself, you must be a commie/terrorist. Just believe. Faith. So here we go-

There is rampant anti-intellectuality in this country. I was just reading an online article about how literally hundreds of school districts are under siege by creationists who are trying to get their religious views into school curriculums. The Taliban would be proud. If you listen to talk radio for any length of time, you will come away with the feeling that the "pointy headed intellectuals" are somehow destroying our moral values. No wonder America is so far behind the rest of the world as far as education goes.

You wanna know why the government and it's propaganda machine (Rush, Sean, Bill, Fox etc.) wants you to despise knowledge and intellect? Because the more informed you are the less likely you are to fall for the government's bullshit. Josef Stalin all over.

My father was a fanatic as far as education and learning goes. He thought that knowledge was power. And He was right. Knowledge is power. And the government wants all the power to itself. The neo-conservative philosophy is about big, intrusive government that, if it has it's way, will control every aspect of your life.

Don't fall for the populist propaganda that uses a caricature of it's own invention called a "liberal." Hell, I would hate liberals too if I believed what they said about them. Just don't go mentioning the fact that Jesus was a liberal. Smoke will come out of their ears. Too bad it's true.


Well, I thought I would feel better after getting this off my chest. But I don't. To be honest, I wish I could be a simpleton and believe. To damned bad I was born with a brain and a healthy distrust of the government. My bad.

56 Comments:

At 6:58 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

"Jesus was a liberal"?

Didn't even know the term existed 2,000 years ago - do expand on that one, please.

You sounds just like "them", now.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger Allyon said...

Jesus was the original liberal. He cared for people who were rejected by the rest of society - the poor, the disabled, and those without political power.

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Pretty sad when conservatives and liberals are playing tug of war over Jesus, each claiming him as their own. I'd hazard a guess that Jesus had no political affiliation. You both sound as silly as the conservatives and are playing by the same rules that you blame them of using.

 
At 9:28 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I just think it's ironic that the god fearing right wing has for their hero, a long haired hippy type pinko fag! Personally, I don't give a rat's ass. I think religion is for the weak minded, as Jesse Ventura once said.

And what "rules" are you reffering to anyway? I was unaware of invoking any rules.

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

When I said "playing by the same rules" I didn't mean rules literally, I guess I was trying to illustrate my point, which is that your average conservative (though not all) thumps the bible and declares Jesus as this and that, and that you had just done the same thing that seems to bother you about them. It reminds me of the first (and only) time I listened to that new radio network by and for liberals. The only thing I know about it is it was started by Al Franken and Janeane Garafolo (sp?) is involved. Well, I tuned in hoping for a good laugh or some enlightening facts or something at least that held my attention. Yet the woman who was the show's host did EXACTLY the same thing I've heard Rush and Laura Ingraham, among others, do to their callers with whom they disagree: berate and insult and belittle them, and ulimately hang up on them if the host is in danger of being proved wrong or incompetent. Then they continue with their tirade over the air with no danger of being contradicted, interrupted, or even argued with by any caller. Thus the host always gets the last word and always "wins". This liberal station did EXACTLY, PRECISELY the same thing. Same tactics. It was immensely disappointing. I would have hoped for much better. So, that's a good analogy for what I meant. You hate religion, yet Jesus was someone with whom you'd agree with, not THEM! But they same the SAME
EXACT
THING.

 
At 10:06 AM, Blogger The Cod God said...

Fuck Jesus.

 
At 2:23 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

B-Face needs a job. Too goddamned much time on his hands.

 
At 11:01 AM, Blogger LittleDougyPorkSword said...

Jesus couldn't have been all bad...he had a hooker for a girlfriend.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Thank you, Bob, for illustrating my point. The host always tries to get the last word in, to either prove he's right or to deflect interest (change the subject) if he's in danger of being wrong. Let's get back to Jesus being a "liberal".

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

But what if I'm wrong? But I can't be. There is a passage in the bible that states (I'm paraphrasing here since I don't have my bible close at hand):"Jesus said unto his followers 'Like, this 1978 Filmore West version of Uncle John's Band like, totally rules, dude' and Jesus then proceedeth to travel to The North East Kingdom upon-eth his VW Microbusseth what is replete with Dead stickers."

Proof positive, buddy boy. Deflect this!

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Last word! Psyche!!!!

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

You win.

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

No, you win. I insist.

 
At 2:01 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Of course I win.

 
At 2:08 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Such is life

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

True.

 
At 1:06 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Yes it is.

 
At 6:15 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Well we agree then.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Yes we do.

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

I'm glad.

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

As am I.

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

All's well that ends well.

 
At 2:20 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Couldn't of said it better myself.

 
At 5:03 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Sure you could have. Don't sell yourself short.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

You're right, as always.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

This is true.

 
At 11:30 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Amen.

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

That's the way it goes.

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Indeed it is.

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Well said.

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Right back atcha.

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Back atchu.

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Back atchu? Isn't that a physical condition?

Some bag balm will clear that right up.

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

You said "bag." Huh-huh

 
At 1:07 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Then you did! Huh huh

 
At 10:29 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

We both did! Huh-huh.

 
At 11:58 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

The...........horror.........

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Calm down. It's not that bad.

 
At 1:46 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

I love the smell of blogs in the morning.

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Reminds me of victory.

 
At 1:22 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Wheel-gun Blog.

Smells like.....Victor. That dude next door to him.

Hmmmmm.......

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I preffer the smell of Victoria's Secrets.

 
At 7:06 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Victoria has no secrets

 
At 10:11 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

She has a 3" clitorus.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Yeah, but that's no secret.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

But your 3" dink is.

 
At 3:36 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Ok, we're headed south with this one. I'm in. I had actually typed out that Victoria's secret was no secret because of her bragging that her clitoris was bigger than your, as you say, "dink", but then I deleted it all in the hopes of keeping our heads above the brackish water, but you dragged us down. I prefer this anyways.

 
At 1:26 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

There is a waitress at the Stockpot who has a 3" clit according to a very reliable source.

 
At 1:30 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

Yeah, his name is Carl. Nice guy though.

 
At 1:43 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I was not aware that she named her clit.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Who doesn't?

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I named my clit "Dolph."

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

After Dolph Lundgren, no doubt.

 
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