Monday, May 16, 2005

Rip It Off, Wrap It Up, Stick It In

This blog thing is getting tedious. I'm beginning to think I should change the whole nature of my blog to make it more interesting. Now, how should I change it? Here are some thoughts-

1. I should just do political blogs. This is the obvious one. There are so many right wing shit bags out there pulling the wool over people's eyes these days. Maybe I could be the counter weight to the government propagandists like sean Hannity, Rush Dimbulb and the lot. Of course no one really reads my blogs so what good would it do?

2. Just be obscene as hell. I like this idea. I know you will find this hard to believe, but I'm constantly euphemising myself in this blog. I find it hilarious and a challenge to be as gross and scatalogical and obscene as possible. I live for it. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because my sense of humor hasn't matured since the "Pee pee! Hee hee!" stage. My favorite band is The Fugs ("Coca-Cola douche" "River Of Shit" "Saran Wrap" etc..) who were obscene as a political statement. My own bands have been populated with some of the greatest filthy thinkers of our generation such as Fuzzy Fortier, Rodger Shosa, jOn Morse, Little Dougie Pork Sword and Tom Colletta (what an all star line up!). Band practices to this day consist more of shit-talking oneupsmenship than playing music.

3. Be serious for once in my life. Do an actual heart felt blog with all my hopes, dreams, fears and life observations. Yeah, your right. Too fucking gay.

4. Tell stories of my past. The Cod God tells some great stories on his blog. Problem with me is that nothing really interesting has gone on in my life. At least anything that would make for noteworthy blogs. Of course I could make shit up. That's pretty much what I do now.

5. Find some other theme to base my blogs on. Like UFO's or something. Or dragracing. Did you know that a top fuel dragster puts out over 8,000 horsepower? You don't really care, do you?

6. Just post "Go Sox" on my blogs.

Any other suggestions? If not, I might just continue on with the same old insipid crap I've always done.

"My baby ain't got no money
But her snatch it tastes like honey
cause she uses that
Coca-Cola douche"


At 8:22 AM, Blogger LittleDougyPorkSword said...

Number 2 is a sure fire winner...oh, so is the second choice on your list.

At 11:56 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I think I might do at least a filth week. Actually, a guest blog from LDPS during filth week would no doubt put it over the top. Or under the bottom. I might want to check on the legality first.

At 12:18 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

#1 - Then you would REALLY have no readers

#2 - Always a good safety net to fall back on

#3 - You don't got it in ya! Thankfully

#4 - Now you're talkin'. Good idea. Hand burnings, immense explosions behind Pizza Huts, punching out windshields in snowstorms, machine-gun shoots, bottle rocket wars, Wibird Street parties, trips to Vegas, the list goes on and on

#5 - That's a great idea too! How about both UFOs and dragsters?

#6 - GENIUS!!!


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