More Of The Famous Letters of Lord Reginald Fuckworth to Doctor Hieronymus Porksword

Dearest Dr. Porksword:

I've been wrestling with a question as of late. Perhaps you can answer it:

Do you suppose Cindy McCain's anus is a cute little pink button or a wart infested, hemorrhoid festooned mess?

You answer would be appreciated!

Lord Fuckworth



Dear Lord Fuckworth,

I have it on good authority (bangedup.com) that the anus in question has been described as a happy, perky, pinkish balloon knot that is coincidentally shaped like Hello Kitty.

Regards,
Dr. Porksword.