Saturday, October 18, 2008

More Of The Famous Letters of Lord Reginald Fuckworth to Doctor Hieronymus Porksword

Dearest Dr. Porksword:

I've been wrestling with a question as of late. Perhaps you can answer it:

Do you suppose Cindy McCain's anus is a cute little pink button or a wart infested, hemorrhoid festooned mess?

You answer would be appreciated!

Lord Fuckworth

Dear Lord Fuckworth,

I have it on good authority ( that the anus in question has been described as a happy, perky, pinkish balloon knot that is coincidentally shaped like Hello Kitty.

Dr. Porksword.


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