Friday, October 10, 2008

We need to throw the bums out!

I watched the so-called “Town Meeting” presidential debate the other night. I came away with the impression that John McCain is an angry, doddering old demented troll. At one point he referred to Obama as “that one,” spitting and grimacing while he did it. You just know he is chomping at the bit to call Obama “boy” or “that lawn jockey” or “the spear chucker over there.”

Obama's performance was fine but he should start referring to McCain as “grandpa” or “the malevolent Methuselah” or “McBush” or simply “that bug fuck insane jackass over there.”

Shit, the choices are stark. The smart, smooth, reassuring Obama or the incendiary, jowly little neocon Bush brown nose. And who really is the agent of change, huh?

It is amazing that almost all Americans are unified in the opinion that we desperately need change. We need to throw the bums out!

Sadly, some Americans are confused as to who the "bums" really are. Witness the speech that political chameleon/whore Mitt Romney vomited upon the gullible crowd at the Republican national convention. Here is a direct quote from it:

We have a prescription for every American who wants change in Washington: Throw out the big-government liberals and elect John McCain and Sarah Palin.

Huh? What the fuck? What goddamned planet does he call home? Do you fucking idiots not understand that "Washington" has been controlled by the Republicans for the last 8 years as far as the executive branch goes and for almost all of 14 years as far as the legislative branch goes?

Oh, and by the way, Mr. McCain, would you please stop referring to everyone as "my friends." I am not your goddamned friend! My real friends are more sane than you are (really)!

I’m already sick of the whole damned thing.


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