A World Free Of Tierney

I was watching a replay of our spectacularly insane president's inaugural speech the other night. I nearly fudged my drawers! I must of done about 6 or 7 spit takes whilst drinking my 40. I mean, I knew the guy was a megalomaniacal moron with a messianic complex but now he wants to rid the world of "tyranny"!

I was pretty drunk, so at first I thought he said he was going to rid the world of "Tierney." Now that would make more sense. Jim Tierney is a guitar player who used to be in my band. Jim would put up one hell of a fight and I would be there to help him.

So just what the fuck is going on in that indecipherable nanorealm known as George Bush's mind? Have I missed something? Aren't we still up to our necks in Iraq with no end in sight? And now Dubya wants to go galloping off to the rest of the world to promote "freedom." And what would he do about our tyrannical "allies" like Bush family pals and terrorist felators The Saudi Royal family? Good God. Prepare for the draft, my friends.

Why the hell did I watch that speech? Now I will be in a bad mood for days. Should of just looked at some online pawn and put down the man...