Scooter Poop Shooted

“Scooter” Libby. How the hell did he get such an embarrassing nickname? Does he actually ride around on a scooter? Or was it from some bazaar drunken antic he performed in college? Perhaps someone saw him scooting on his ass across the floor like a cat with a rubber band half way out it's anus and pegged him with the silly moniker. It would fit.

But I bet you more likely he earned the nickname from scooting around constantly while carrying out evil deeds at the behest of his dark master, Darth Cheney. Scooter was found guilty of lying to a grand jury today. Not a big deal since he will get a full presidential pardon. Which is good since a “Scooter” probably would not last long in jail.