Friday, June 26, 2009

Just Beat It

That squeaky voiced pedophile freak show Michael Jackson won’t be down for breakfast anymore. Or at least that’s what people claim. I think he is still alive and pulling a Howard Hughes on us. He was getting so reclusive and weird, not to mention staggeringly in debt, that I bet you he faked his own death. He will no doubt have his plastic surgeon turn him back into an African American and then Michael will moon walk into oblivion. Maybe he will move to North Korea. I won’t miss him.


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