Monday, January 19, 2009

4 X 4

[Ed. Note - This blog is just a regurgitation of all the shit I've said before so please feel free to skip it. I promise not to spew venomous hatred toward Republicans anymore after this. After all, I do have Republican friends and relatives!]

[Ed. Note # 2 - This festering turd is blog # 201! I invite you to check out some of my old blogs and notice how I haven't improved over time one bit. And I seem to talk about the same damned crap over and over again. Sadly, expect blogs 202 - 300 not to vary from this monotonous routine much.]

Look, nobody is sure how Barrack Obama will make out as our president. He seems smart, cool, calm and collected and also seems worldly and well spoken. I know none of theses attributes impress Republicans in the least. I mean look who the fuck their heroes are – people like Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin and ole Dubya hisself. Even their uber hero, Ronald Regan, was a dopey actor playing a president on TV. 

This is why I hate the ideology of the Republican Party. It celebrates stupidity. It despises science and logic. It’s superstitious and faith based. It believes the world is only 6,000 years old and that Christianity is the only true religion. It actually believes that if the rich get richer, than we might be brought along for the ride (um, I’m still waiting). The gap between the rich and the rest of us has grown exponentially wider. Fuck ‘em with a 4 x 4 I say! 

The Republicans care about only one country and it ain’t the U S of A – it’s Israel. For whatever reason, be it because it’s the land the Christians are going to ascend to heaven from during the rapture or the dollars given to them by AIPAC, the #1 goal of the Republican Party is to “protect” Israel from its “enemies.” In sad reality, it will end up destroying it. And if you dare question Israel-centric policy, you are branded an anti-Semite. I have a friend from Israel who is astonished by this stupidity. Fuck the Republicans with a pressure treated 4 X 4!!!!

The Republicans claim to be the party of limited government. Define “limited government”? Perhaps limited to Republicans only? They have spent the last 8 years trying to turn the presidency into a monarchy. Can you imagine what our founding fathers would have thought of warrant-less wire tapping? “They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security” some damned liberal named Benjamin Franklin once said. Republicans don’t give a rat’s nipple about the constitution. Fuck ‘em with a zwill coated, pressure treated 4 X 4!!!!

I spend way too much time listening to talk radio. They declare anyone who is not in lock step with their fucked up ideology un-American, treasonous, and even worse – a liberal. I hate liberals too. At least the way they are depictedby the right wing. In real life most liberals really love their country and would like to improve it. Kind of like a parent with a troubled child. Just because they all wear Birkenstocks and reek of patchouli don’t make em bad folk. They actually work hard and love their kids. And I know only a hand full of liberals who boil kittens alive after sodomizing them.

Well, good luck Mr. Obama. You will need it because you have just been handed a steaming pile of dog shit to deal with thanks to those fucking jackass Republicans. I say fuck ‘em with a pressure treated, zwill covered, rusty nail festooned, acid soaked 4 X 4. Twice.



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