Thursday, July 23, 2009


Our very thin president Obama has chosen a fat chick to be Surgeon General. She is qualified but corpulent. People are up in arms over this because I guess they think the Surgeon General should be in perfect health with no bad habits. I like the idea of a chubby Surgeon General myself, the fatter the better. It would be great if she was so fat they had to roll her around in a bed like those half ton people you see in the tabloids.

Obama doesn’t set a very healthy example himself because he smokes cigarettes. But at least he doesn’t smoke crack like the last president. And Bubba Clinton smoked cigars, ate copious amounts of cheese burgers and got more ass than a Grand Canyon tour.

I’m going to put “Bed Full Of Fat Chicks” by the Tunnel Rats on the stereo and research what the Surgeon General does besides puting warnings on cigarette packages. And eat a goddamned bag of cookies while I’m at it.


At 10:36 PM, Blogger The Cod God said...

You gotta roll 'em in flour to find the wet spot... that, or pull back the layers until you smell shit, then go back one.


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