Show Me Some Love

Hey, I need a favor from you guys. I’m doing some training next week so I will be a busy little mutha fucka. I have class from 8AM until 4:30PM and then I have to hightail it an hour to work and be there until at least midnight. All week. So I will be in need of some guest blogs. Please submit them to: flyingsaucerrock@yahoo.com.

Any subject will do. You can, for instance, do a scathing send up of my blogging style. For example, how I pick on the poor Republicans all the time. Write your favorite Wheel Gun Bob story! Or endeavor to create the most obscene/scatological blog ever. I know a couple of you fuckers out there are at least my equal as far as those things go. And a couple of you might be worse.

Maybe write a piece that has absolutely nothing to do with anything I blog about. Like a pie recipe. Or how you are a big fan of tossing the caber. Or a poem about basements. The possibilities, unlike my blog subjects, are limitless.

Come on now; don’t let me down like the last time. My mind will be totally preoccupied by computer minutia next week. Unless there is a cute chick in my class.