Saturday, December 10, 2005

Happy Holidays!

I love the way fucking shit head Republicans like Bill O'Reilly have invented this fictional "war on Christmas." I guess you are not allowed to wish anyone "Happy Holidays" anymore lest you are accused of being "anti Christian." A weird version of political correctness, no? Well, they can all go fuck themselves with a cross made of pressure treated 2X4s. I will say what ever the fuck I want. From now on, I'm going to wish people "Merry CHRIST-ON-A-GODDAMNED-CROSS mas." I hate these rightwing Christian Taliban fuckholes. They sure as hell better watch out when Christ returns. He will turn them all into pillars of salt although that’s an upgrade from the piles of shit they are.


At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say let’s call it Christmas because that is what it is. But we should be tolerant of those who do not celebrate Christmas and allow them to celebrate whatever they want. What worries me about the war against the “war on Christmas” is that no such tolerance will be shown.


At 3:55 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Tolerance is for pussies! This is WAR we are talking about. Not a dumb card game. Exterminate with extreme prejudice! If anyone dares wishes me a happy Hanuka or Kwanzaa or what ever, the air will darken with lead! The mewling kittens of the left(or right- I'm not sure which side of the issue I'm arguing)will see their bloody guts spilled on the streets of Buffalo along side the entrails of the Bills! So there, Mr. Smarty Pants.

At 9:55 AM, Blogger Allyon said...

Happy Holidays!

At 5:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Kwanzaa!

At 1:24 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

I was absolutely perplexed the other day when someone said "Happy Holidays" on a radio talk show and the host said "You know what? Screw it! Merry Christmas, dammit!"
What is wrong about saying "Happy Holidays?" It seems like a nice thing to say even if it's one Christian to another and they opt to say that rather than "Merry Christmas." It's not exclusive or even politically correct (which often is exclusive under the guise of being inclusive, at its most extreme), and it seems to me just like a well-wishing. It's like at any other time of year, saying "Have a nice day."
Granted, people suck and you'd never hear me honestly wish anyone a nice day, but what is wrong with someone (else) saying "Happy Holidays?" It's not anti-Christmas. It's not anti-anything. It's just a nice thing to say. What the shit? Do these dumbells truly feel under attack? Are they worried that Christmas is in danger of falling by the wayside because of a saying?
And people wonder why I think everyone is an idiot. I'll just sit back and let them prove my point again and again.
Merry fucking damned Holidays all you pissmidgets, and go to hell. And shit on your ass. Let them complain about that one, not something so bland as "Happy Holidays." Man, people suck.

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

It's not "pissmidgets" it's "urine vertically challenged."

At 4:29 PM, Blogger LittleDougyPorkSword said...

I enjoy the propulsion of the urinary vertically challenged across open spaces. Is it midget tossing or dwarf tossing? I want to be PC.


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