Watching Jupiter 2 is more fun than sandpapering an alligator’s asshole in a phone booth

Now here's some good news. My band, Jupiter 2, is playing The Press Room in Portsmouth in support of Hot Rod Fury (HRF) Saturday, May 6th.

Rumor has it that the famed Dr. Porksword (see last couple posts) has been talked into playing bass with us. He has been in seclusion ever since he last played a gig with us three years ago. He had a bad trip that night from licking toads or something and flipped out on us. We found out later that he had walked all the way to Weare NH and has been holed up in some hovel ever since. An enterprising fan recently located him and is currently trying to get the good Doctor to wear clothes again. He also apparently needs a bass since he sold his last one in order to buy a couple hundred rolls of aluminum foil.

HRF is an instrumental band that doesn't feature the talents of Deuce alum Jim Teirney anymore. As a matter of fact, I wasn't originally keen on doing this gig since Jim got kicked out of HRF and he's a real good pal. But I don't think Jim would give a shit. Plus we are whores.

HRF has a hot chick drummer. It's always amusing to watch us fight over who gets to sniff the drum stool after they play.

Jupiter 2 will be featuring all new material. That is, all new to anyone who has never seen us before.