Monday, May 01, 2006

Bed Full Of Fat Immigrants

Now our shit-head president is telling us what language to sing the national anthem in! I guess someone came out with a Spanish version of said anthem for some reason and W thinks it should only be warbled in ‘Merkan (English). I personally don't give a rat's mons venerous what language you sing it in. Personally, I really don't care if you sing it at all. I would rather you sing “Bed Full of Fat Chicks” by The Tunnel Rats. But our astronomically asinine decider-in-chief was all excited because this anthem-in-Spanish thing is such a typical yahoo Republican distraction issue like flag burning or school prayer or fags getting’ hitched. Damned immigrants! How dare they sing our sacred song in some filthy unchristian foreign language! It won't be long before some Fox News fuckwad like Bill O'Reilly wants to rename Spanish rice "Freedom Rice." I tell you folks, don't be blinded by the yahooery. The rich are getting richer and we are getting poorer by the day.

This just in – Bush’s approval rating in New Hampshire is now at only 30%. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe that 3 out of 10 people anywhere still approve of the fucker. But that’s below the national average by a few points. See, my contention has been all along is that although NH is a conservative state overall, our conservos aren’t stupid drones that robotically follow the government neoconservative bullshit propaganda like those goobers in the flyover states do.

Also, check this link out (thanks BFace ) if any of you reading this (or, I should say, having this read to you) are one of those 30%.

This just even more in! - "When visiting cities like Chicago, Milwaukee, or Philadelphia, in pivotal states, George W. Bush would drop in at Hispanic festivals and parties, sometimes joining in singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” in Spanish, sometimes partying with a “Viva Bush” mariachi band flown in from Texas."


At 9:03 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

What the fuck is a law for then? Why even have laws if the President, who's office is supposedly not "above the law", can ignore them?
Talk about a leader setting an example.

There's something creepy going on here kids.

Oh, yeah. GO SOX!!! Just sayin.'

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