Friday, June 30, 2006

Not In Spanish

Those damned Republicans are going on about an amendment to the constitution to ban flag burning. Where the fuck did that come from? Any of you out there having problems with people suddenly burning American flags all over the place? I didn’t think so. But thank the Christian God we have the Republicans to protect us from this scourge.

Of course I predicted this would happen. Anything to deflect the public’s gaze from the disastrous Iraq war, the brutal incompetence of the Bush administration, the all out assault on our privacy and rights, etc, etc, etc. If you think a flag burning amendment is more important than the 10 billion dollars a month we are spending in Iraq then you are some fucked!

Turd Blossom Rove is at it again. He finds the American public so easy to manipulate. Just so’s long as no faggits can get hitched and ain’t nobody torchin old glory, we will be fine. Geesh!


At 7:01 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

I used the Dialectizer to translate it into "Swedish Chef" for you:

Thuse-a demned Repoobleecuns ere-a gueeng oon ebuoot un emendment tu zee cunsteetooshun tu bun fleg boorneeng. Vhere-a zee foock deed thet cume-a frum? Uny ooff yuoo oooot zeere-a hefeeng prublems veet peuple-a sooddenly boorneeng Emereecun flegs ell oofer zee plece-a? I deedn’t theenk su. Boot thunk zee Chreestiun Gud ve-a hefe-a zee Repoobleecuns tu prutect us frum thees scuoorge-a. Ooff cuoorse-a I predeected thees vuoold heppee. Unytheeng tu defflect zee poobleec’s geze-a frum zee deesestruoos Ireq ver, zee brootel incumpetence-a ooff zee Boosh edmeenistreshun, zee ell oooot essoolt oon oooor preefecy und reeghts, itc, itc, itc. Iff yuoo theenk a fleg boorneeng emendment is mure-a impurtunt thun zee 10 beelliun dullers a munt ve-a ere-a spendeeng in Ireq zeen yuoo ere-a sume-a foocked! Toord Blussum Rufe-a is et it egeeen. Bork bork bork! He-a feends zee Emereecun poobleec su iesy tu muneepoolete-a. Joost su’s lung es nu feggeets cun get heetched und eeen’t nubudy turcheen oold glury, ve-a veell be-a feene-a. Geesh!

At 10:05 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

I know now what my blogging "theme" will be next month. Thanks!

At 3:16 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Nu prublem.


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