Friday, July 29, 2005

Guard Your Privates

I just went to heat up my pathetic Lean Cuisine dinner and I happened to glance through one of our engineering areas to where there's a window. You can see outside and what a beautiful sunset I'm missing, goddamit. I wish I could leave, get a 12 pack and sit on a beach somewhere with a hot chicky-boo and enjoy it. Instead I must sit in the bowels of this giant building and baby sit our fucking network and field any calls from morons who wonder why their laptops get pop-ups for gay porn web sites all the time.

At least it's almost the weekend. 48 hours of non work = bliss. The only pain this weekend will be Saturday night. My band is playing out. The actual playing isn't the problem. I love that. It's the putting a P.A. system together, lugging all the shit there and back, hoping everyone shows up, trying to remember who is playing bass, etc. It sucks. I'm getting too old for it. Good thing we only play about twice a year now. But if I could afford it, I would be in a band full time as long as there were roadies. And crank gobblin' groupies.

So I will leave you fuckers with some political blatherings for the weekend. Those of you who hate politics, or my take on politics, or who are above it all can fast forward to next week. See you guys at the gig.

I can't believe the limeys off'd an innocent guy thinking he was a terrorist. That's the kind of shit we would do. As a matter of fact, I still can't believe the bloody British fell for the whole Iraq war bullshit. Americans are far more gullible than the English. We believe just about anything our government and its propagandists tell us much like I'm sure the North Korean peasants do. All you have to do is wave a flag and it's like hypnosis. The Brits are more critical of their leaders and don't fall for yahooery like we in the colonies do. But you can't own a handgun over there so fuck 'em.

The Republicans are licking their chops at filling the Supreme Court with right wing jackasses. You might not think its a big deal but their main target isn't even banning abortion so much as it's getting rid of the right to privacy (which is what Roe vs. Wade and some other hated decisions are based on). God, they detest the right to privacy. What they want is the government meddling into all aspects of our lives. This is perhaps why libertarians hate GW more than liberals do.

I thought it was a laugh riot when wife swapping, doctor shopping, pill popping government propagandist Rush Dimbulb had a scrape with the law recently and the gummint wanted his medical records for the case against him. The ACLU brought a right to privacy suit to prevent his records from being released! Now, the ACLU and the right to privacy are both on Rush's short list of things he fucking hates the most. Perhaps not anymore.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Manny Ramirez. If that simpleton is too sensitive to cope with the invasion of his privacy by this area's sports fans, then I will take his fucking $20 million a year and take the heat for him. I would at least pretend to run out ground balls.


At 8:17 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

"The Brits are more critical of their leaders and don't fall for yahooery like we in the colonies do. "

Yes, their tabloids contain no yahooery whatsoever. They fall for crap worse than anyone. They LOVE crap. Otherwise it wouldn't be the vast printing empire that it is, with world-wide infamy for pure garbage, sucked up by the masses in volumes. But they're very smart. Just watch Benny Hill.

At 10:01 PM, Blogger The Cod God said...

Manny's a libertarian.

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Wheel Gun Bob said...

Benny Hill was pure genius.

At 10:29 PM, Blogger B-Face said...

Hmmm.....well......he did have all those buxom lassies parading around....that's always genius.

But still. Unfunny.

Monty Python, on the other hand...Insane Genius.


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