No Sheep Is Safe Tonight

The smirking simian that somehow ended up being our president is in New Orleans tonight. There he is to make a speech about rebuilding the flood ravaged city so he can hopefully rebuild his image. No doubt his handlers will keep the negroes at a safe distance (except a few token ones so people think he cares). I hear we might end up spending about $200 billion cleaning up after hurricane Katrina. And let’s not forget the $6 billion a month we are spending on Iraq to promote an Islamic republic -er- democracy. So do you think W is going to push for more tax cuts for his country club pals? You betcha!!!

So the whole Judge Roberts confirmation hearings were boring as hell, not that I really expected them to be exciting. No talk of pubic hairs on coke cans like with Judge Thomas. Roberts didn't really answer any important questions but he will be confirmed. At least he sort of said the right to privacy is inherent in the constitution. That made the right-wingers apoplectic but me happy. I can now go home and sodomize my blow-up sheep dolls without worrying the damned gummint will bust down my bedroom door and arrest me. Phew!

I was going to go on a bit more but, unfortunately for you, I must get back to work.