Tuesday, May 09, 2006

New Stunts For David Blaine

I’ve got a ton of crap to do tonight so I will make this extra quick. Have you guys been paying attention to this "magician" who hung out in a giant fishbowl for over a week? Pretty stupid. I have some other ideas he might try in the future:

1. Stay in a giant jar of Play dough for a week. At the end, he extrudes himself out in the shape of a star.

2. Run across the country in a giant hamster ball.

3. Spend a week in a pile of cow manure dressed as a giant fly.

4. Spend a month at Club Gitmo.

5. Eat for an entire month at a Denny's without shitting.

6. Use Windows ME for a week.

7. Cover himself with bubble gum and stick himself to the underneath of a giant table for a month.

8. Do nothing but sit in an armchair watching porns while drinking beer and eating pizza for a year (sorry - that's my fantasy).

9. Dress as a giant slinky and get pushed down the steps of one of those pyramids in Mexico.

10. Immerse himself in a giant bottle of Yoo Hoo and drink his way out. Then he must eat a giant bag of Cheese Doodles.

11. Get dressed in an all cotton suit and spend a week in a menstruating whale snatch.


I'm sure you guys can come up with some. Let me know. I will email the list to David Blaine's web site.

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