Ignore this blog post

In three weeks the country is going to hit the debt ceiling which is going to cause all sorts of horrible disasters such as collapsing financial markets, pestilence and backed-up toilets. Ole WGB is an expert at things hitting the ceiling so I will provide real solutions right now in this blog.

Eat the rich. Don’t just raise their taxes, cook them and eat them! I get dibs on Melinda Gates. End all wars and slash the defense budget to the bone. Give everyone in the country an M-16 and we can defend ourselves. Hey, wait a moment – didn’t I write a blog just like this not long ago? See, I am repeating myself. I refuse to re-read my past posts since that always gives me fecal urgency but I’m sure I wrote one just like this about how to balance the budget. So never mind.

Good god this blogging thing is ending with a whimper and not a bang.