Friday, December 31, 2004

Deadly waves and killer asses

All this tsunami talk as of late reminds me of something: My old band was playing a gig at Bunratty's in Alston, Mass many years ago with a band called the "Tsunami Poets." Their lead singer was this raging babe that wore a very tight outfit covered with christmas lights. She had an ass to fly into a masturbatory fit for. When they went on, my band mates and I gathered off stage to leer at her booty. Somebody mentioned that "you could bounce a quarter off that thing." Well that's exactly what I tried to do. I started whipping change from my pocket at her ass until one of their roadies/pals grabbed me and told me to "cut the shit." A drunken shoving match ensued. Well needless to say, 'ole Wheel Gun got the best of the deal. A bouncer type intervened, grabbed my opponent and presumably kicked him out of the club.

Too bad all those people died from that tsunami the other day.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

I finally did it

God-dammit-all-to-hell! I gots me a blog! Like anyone would ever give a rat's reproductive organs about what I have to say about anything. I have my nephew to blame for this. Thanks, Cod God. I'm at work so I can't be too long on this thing. Plus they might have a keyboard logger on this computer. Hell, I should know that - I work in the IT department!

Anyway - here is my question to anyone who reads this crap: How vile and obscene should this blog be? As most of you know, there are no known limits to my depravity. I can get down lower in the gutter than almost anyone. It's just part of my schtick. But should I keep this thing relatively tame so more people can read it with out having to do call Captain Nemo on the big white phone? Let me know...